Aight,
So today me and my homeboy was chilling up at the safe house down on Compton Street puffing on blunts and sipping on Heinekens Watching sports center, my bitch waz in the kitchens making us some
koolaid and cutting up the watermelon, KFC was on its way we be getting discounts baby we know n***as up in KFC yeaa ziir, So yeaaz we were just enjoying life when i hear a knock at the goddamn door, I was like fuck dis shit dwayne get the AK i creeped to the door GTA Cj style bitches aint no mother fuckin Russian IV shitz, I pulled out my pistol concealed nicely in my big ass boxers pulling my jeans up slightly my n***a comes back with the mother fuckin AK i tell to hit the roof and keep the place covered, My bitch asks whats going on i tell that bitch to get back in the mother fucking kitchen and keep making the koolaid, i look out the peephole and this mother fucking whiteboy was at the door, We don't deal with infidels like white people, So i pull out my goddamn glock and unlock the door while holding my penis tight then i open it up on let Led lose on that mother fucker, The bitch falls to the ground as i laugh and my n***a on the roof laughs harder,We keep laughing up untill i notice the Goddamn Kentucky mother fucking chicken truck Daaaaaaaaamn that was a bad daaaaay. Gotta order myself some more Chicken from some other branch and hide the Body, Lifes Fucked Up Without Chicken. SERIOUS SHIT n***as aint no lies up in NEWGROUNDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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